These Funny Breakup Texts May Have Gone Too Far

Published on August 27, 2020
ADVERTISEMENT

Happy One Month Anniversary

What a happy month they shared. Oh, to be young and in love. Unfortunately, it had to end this way, Krystal, but maybe DeLandren didn’t have enough pocket money to get you a present.

Happy One Month Anniversary

Happy One Month Anniversary

No Wife, No Kids, No Money

Once his wife found out about where he was spending his spare time, she made sure to hit him where it hurt. Not only did she empty his bank account, but she took the kids as well. He’s broke, but he’s still got the company of his mistress, for now.

ADVERTISEMENT
No Wife, No Kids, No Money

No Wife, No Kids, No Money