Not What You’d Expect On Valentine’s Day
If you’re going to leave your significant other for someone else, it’s probably best not to announce it to the world. At least your clothes are at your mom’s, Dan!
A Delivery You Won’t Forget
Imagine how awkward that pizza delivery guy was. At least it wasn’t a public announcement, plus you got a free meal out of it. Nothing beats a good slice of pizza to mend your broken heart.